finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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