East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
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Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
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It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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