You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
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Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
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He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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