so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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