i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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