Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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