I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Randomize
