I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
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i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
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Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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