Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
ok first of all what the fuck
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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