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dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
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Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
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wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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