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Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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