when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I party with great urgency now.
Randomize
