i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I don't think brook has ever known best
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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