what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
barbara walters just said penis...
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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