My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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