I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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