someone get that fucking seahorse.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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