Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
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the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
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I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
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