she smelled like a LAN party
only you would photoshop your dick
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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