No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
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I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
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She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
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