butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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