What a fucking waste of an outfit
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
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