I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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