HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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