Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Vodka?
Forever.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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