Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
okay pat passed out under dana's car
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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