On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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