So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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