I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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