New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
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Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
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Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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