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  • It's even better if you record it and watch in reverse. It's like your butt is eating a snickers whole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 11:47pm
  • I have totally watched the reflection - I feel like everybody has at least once

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:01pm
  • 11:47 that's really fucking weird

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 11:48pm
  • What the hell is wrong with you people?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 12:43am
  • HAHAHAA HOLY SHIT YES IM SO GLAD IM NOT THE ONLY ONE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 11:28pm
  • OH GOD I THINK I KNOW THESE PEOPLE. LOL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 11:45pm
  • Loves it! I like those poops where you wipe and then you look at the toilet paper and it is clean so you find out wiping was pointless bc you had z clean poop. You always have to wipe though to be sure. But those are my favorite poops

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 12:36am
  • really? how big is your penis?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 12:46am
  • Haha f-ing weirdo. I can't beleive I'm from that area code.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 5:53pm
  • 11:47 i fuckin love you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 6:44am
  • Been there

    Submitted by ATXman on Sep 28, 10 at 9:03pm
  • i am ashamed to share this area code. what the FUCK is wrong with you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 6:17am
  • I'm to fat to do that or your toilet is to big.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 10:27am
  • hehe i did it this afternoon!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 1:24am
  • as long as you're not close enough to get splashback on your face, it's perfectly normal...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 11:30pm
  • me too! i hate when you have to keep wiping and wiping and there's always still poop on the toilet paper and then you have to just give up and deal with the skid marks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 12:41am
  • I'm with the reply text. What the fuck? I mean seriously.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 6:15am
  • Why are the worst ones always from my area code?!? Lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:02pm
  • This reminds me, how do blind people know when they're done wiping? I've always wanted to ask but don't want to offend... Fortunately, I don't think there is a Braille version of tfln

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 10:10am
  • How can you do this? My Package takes up any space left in the rim!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 12:45am
  • omg this is the greatest shit I have ever heard. LMAO @ 1245, and 1248. U 2 should hook up. And yes, I have watched!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 1:18am
  • Omg 9:27 I know!!!! Ahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 9:37pm
  • 11:47 is a champion.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 2:30am
  • 11:47, you're my hero.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 12:04am
  • Haha so glad this is normal lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:10am
  • Ive done this every time I took a crap since I was like 5. And now I'm 29

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 11:47pm
  • I hate it when you take a huge dump and the poop just disappears...it must hit that whole petefectly or something but honestly I'm scared that somehow i missed the toilet

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 9:27pm
  • I'm banning "just sayin'" and "it is what it is". You sound like a dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 7:56am
  • ily 12:36

    Submitted by kiannalarae on Sep 13, 10 at 6:26am
  • What's funny is I was actually crapping as i read this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 11:46pm
  • haahahaha. So funny. I have done that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 12:30am
  • 11:47 rofl, WTF is wrong with you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 12:03am
  • He'll ya I have and you can see all your butt hairs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 3:20pm
  • Ha, her boobs are buckingham. Aka they're quiet big and nice. And real

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:09pm
  • "Silence of the Lambs"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 8:47am
  • this inspired me to try this =p

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 8:57pm
  • I don't understand how you'd do this... Guess I have a tiny toilet??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:00am
  • I'm really excited to read this because I do that on a daily basis.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 2:27am
  • 11:47 will you be my bff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 12:06am
  • LMAO I FUCKIN HAVE!! haha thats so funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 11:23pm
  • This made me laugh out loud!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 5:44pm
  • What are clit burgers?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 1:57am
  • f all of you for thinking and acting this way

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 12:08pm
  • I bet whoever hasn't done this before is gonna do it now!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 12:40am
  • I know I have....good times lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 12:48am
  • yeah no kidding 3:16 wat the fuck is wrong with you people

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:24am
  • AhahahahahahahahahaaAaa hold fist fuck that's good

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 1:00pm
  • I'm not gonna lie. I'm guilty of this. Only when I'm high though. Hahaha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 6:58am
  • On the pooper while reading this. Just did it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 4:05pm
  • Seriously, you're NOT normal if you haven't done this atleast once, especially as a kid!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 4:38am
  • this obviously was the start to a great night!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 11:15pm
  • surprisingly many people do this. who new. for me i am glad to mot look till i am done, then see how big it is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 1:56am
  • Everyday Who dosenttttt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 11:14pm
  • Is there an "I fucking love this" button?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 1:56am
  • i hate when you drop a load and the water splashes up on your balls

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 12:28am
  • Any by partner I don't mean my partner. We had to do an assignment to present to the class. Ha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:29am
  • Haha yah not gonna lie I've done it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:08pm
  • why is this the only text I do not have the option of buying a tee-shirt for?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 12:09pm
  • Lol I totally do sometimes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 2:49am
  • Thank god Ottawa Illinois has all the retards in the world

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 2:10am
  • My goodness this is my area code. My hometown disgusts me...

    Submitted by novaleigh89 on Sep 26, 11 at 12:43am
  • totally, all the time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 12:21pm
  • i totally have done this before! i enjoy pooping. so watching is like an extra bonus hahahah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 10:34am
  • hahahahaaa yes so many times.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:43am
  • When I'm super bored... or high... or dunk.. yes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 9:51am
  • Fake!!!

    Submitted by jaystreet46 on May 5, 12 at 2:03am
  • first 11:47..ur my fuking hero ..i wana b u one day

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 9:00pm
  • you guys are fuckin nasty retards

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:16am
  • 815 we are the shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:27am
  • You are not alone my friend. 11:47 however, I can't help you there

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 1:19am
  • Omg I sooo do this. I didn't kno soo many others did 2

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 9:42pm
  • this is all hilarious. dont do it anymore but i remember doing it as a kid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 1:03pm
  • Never tried it but wanna now lmao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 1:52am
  • Omg 9:27 I know what you mean. Shits gone fast, literally!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:12am
  • Lmao Goddamn I cannot get over how disturbing this is. What is wrong with you people? I'm so ashamed to be a part of 815, and it's not Ottawa. :P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 12:49pm
  • Hahahaha omg this is fucking hilarious!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 12:58am
  • I'm always just jealous because I wanted to see how big it was..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 9:34pm
  • @11:47 snickers? For me it's more of a meatball sub.

    Submitted by  on Sep 23, 12 at 4:12pm