Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
fuck your aforementioned shoe
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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