BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
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Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
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Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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