How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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