Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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