with your own penis?
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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