I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
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she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
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I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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