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i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
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Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
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And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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