you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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