Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
honey bunches of taint.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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