i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
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Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
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We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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