Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Randomize
