So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
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Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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