my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
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Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
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Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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