i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
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So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
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I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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