would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
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