Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
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your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
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Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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