im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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