we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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