Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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