Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
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Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
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We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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