Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
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The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
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So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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