Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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