dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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