About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
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I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
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WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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