i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
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Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
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When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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